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今日份的可可爱爱~
如果能相逢,我一定扭头就跑,留下你的懵逼脸。
if i can meet, i must turn my head and run, leaving your ignorant face.
想爆富,就去修南墙,反正会有源源不断的人撞。
if you want to get rich, you can repair the south wall, anyway, there will be a continuous stream of people hitting.
你虽然不是最好的,但是有你,却能突出我更好。
although you are not the best, but with you, it is better to highlight me.
大半夜,刷着朋友圈,只是想看看哪个比我睡得还晚。
in the middle of the night, brushing the circle of friends, just want to see which one sleeps later than me.
今天周五,敷衍一下,周末才更快乐!
today friday, perfunctory look at the weekend was happier!
保持美丽的秘诀,p图,保持年轻的秘诀,谎报年龄!
the secret to staying beautiful, p-picture, the secret to staying young, lie about age!
还好你没品味,不然世界又多一个单身狗了。
fortunately, you have no taste, otherwise there will be another single dog in the world.
为什么我的作业就像π一样,无穷无尽,还不带重复的。
why is my homework like π, endless, without repetition.
爱情,可以晚点来,但是打野绝对不行,我怕一不小心就被对面勾进怀里了。
love, you can come later, but jungle is definitely not possible, i am afraid that i will be hooked into the arms by accident.
玩游戏时,最看不起那种偷家赢了的对面,但是这人是我队友,那就当我没说。
when playing the game, i look down on the opposite side that the thief won, but this person is my teammate, then when i did not say.
漂亮的女生多多少少会有点自卑,可是男的就不同,越丑越来劲。
beautiful girls are more or less inferior, but men are different, the more ugly they are.
开开心心,不动脑筋;可可爱爱,没有脑袋;高高兴兴,没有毛病;白白胖胖,充满希望;快快乐乐,丢掉难过;健健康康,吃嘛嘛香;平平淡淡,赚钱过万;顺顺利利,万事如意;好好念书,数学除外。
be happy, don't use your brain; cute and love, no head; happy and happy, no problems; white and fat, full of hope; happy and happy, lost and sad; healthy and healthy, eat delicious; plain and simple thousands; smooth and profitable, everything goes well; study hard, except mathematics.
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